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15 December 2003 @ 09:57 am
 
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You are...
NOT A TRUE TOLKIEN FAN.

Sorry, but there it is. You may have made an
effort, or you may seriously not care less, but
the fact is that you don't know your Sindarin
from your Quenya, or your Bracegirdles from
your Brandybucks. Never mind, just sit back,
eat your popcorn chicken and watch the pretty
movies - I promise there'll be explosions in
the next one.


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Fair enough, apart from the explosions bit.
I'd just like to ask why Tom Bombadil was listed as a major character, but Gollum wasn't.
Let's think about that - Tom Bombadil, who was in the book for about one chapter and played such a minor role that he was able to be left out of the movie altogether without much alteration of the plot, is a major character; yet Gollum, who was responsible for starting the adventure in the first place, is in the story for two whole books at least and is the eventual fucking saviour of Middle Earth, is not a major character.

I'm just bitter because I couldn't pick him as my favourite character.