Take the first sentence of the first entry of each month in 2004, and combine them into one paragraph:
I'm back from the wilderness and have internet access once more. The authors Battle Poll is up and running, so go on and join battlepoll and vote for your favourite author! Cool meme courtesy of lukeii. Jim Carrey set to star as Bilbo Baggins in feature adaptation of The Hobbit. You are a pumpkin pie! From _megalomania_. Your paid account has been successfully extended. Okay, so I guess I should tell y'all what I thought of the two movie sequels I've seen lately, Shrek 2 and Spider-man 2. Popular interests among yak_boy's friends. One of my cousins got married on Saturday. Especially considering I am getting an ADSL connection, I am keen to get connected with everyone on the various Instant Messaging networks. For bonesinger.
Heh. Too many memes.