1. What do you think of me?
Get Me Outta Here Jet
2. Will I have a happy life?
Follow Me Home Dire Straits
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Golden Slumbers Ben Folds cover version
So, they think I'm boring?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Think Aretha Franklin
I think they do.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Always See Your Face Love
So, I should shave off the beard?
6. What should I do with my life?
(Just Like) Starting Over John Lennon
I should spend my life starting over?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Galapogos Smashing Pumpkins
It's all that damned Darwin's fault! God's punishing us for believing in science!
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Day O (The Banana Boat Song) Harry Belafonte
9. Will I ever have children?
Little Ghost The White Stripes
Man, that's creepy
10. Will I die happy?
It's the Sun The Polyphonic Spree
I'll take that as a yes
11. Can you give me some advice?
Only In Dreams Weezer
Only in dreams would I accept advice from my iPod
12. What do you think happiness is?
I'm Waiting For the Man David Bowie
I'm waiting for an answer that makes sense
13. What's my favourite fetish?
Dear John Aimee Mann
14. How will I be remembered?
The Boxer Simon and Garfunkel
Somehow I doubt it