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23 November 2005 @ 11:52 am
Sexpo officially sucked.

$25 entry fee into what is essentially a large sex shop, that doesn't even sell hardcore X-rated porn (technically illegal in Victoria, but all the sex shops sell it).
And some strip shows with no full-frontal nudity.
Lauradelphaeus on November 23rd, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
what was with the kayak stall is what I want to know
Jacobyak_boy on November 23rd, 2005 03:00 am (UTC)
Sexpo is billed as a "Health, Sexuality & Lifestyle Expo" which basically means anyone that wants to pay to have a stall can, because "Lifestyle" covers absolutely everything.

Like chilli sauce, for instance.
wolfishgrinwolfishgrin on November 23rd, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
And breast enhancing gum.
Jacobyak_boy on November 23rd, 2005 08:56 am (UTC)
Hmm... you don't think a (supposedly) breast enhancing product has anything to do with sex?
Jessjess2903 on November 23rd, 2005 10:37 am (UTC)
Definitely agreed. Although the 'bad boys' stand was very nice to look at! :P
Ameriaatygir on November 23rd, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC)
The pole dancers on centre stage definitely wore nothing but a tiny, strategically placed heart and a feather boa.
Jacobyak_boy on November 23rd, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
Well, my point was that you couldn't see any pussy, and I assume that that's what the strategically placed heart was covering.
Kittymoorekittie on November 27th, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
Well, my point was that you couldn't see any pussy,

I did.

Clearly you just weren't in the right place at the right time. =)
escarpeescarpe on November 23rd, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
If you've been to one sexpo you've been to them all, although last year they did have peep shows that were definitaly X rated. And I don't remember a Kyak stall but there was something to do with huge trucks. As far as I'm concrened it's not as much fun as teasing the people from the Alternative lifestyle expo.
Especially the clairvoiants, you gotta tease them.
Jacobyak_boy on November 23rd, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC)
Well, this was my first Sexpo.
And, to be fair, I was warned prior that it isn't worth the price of admission.

There was a peepshow, but I can't comment on the content, as I wasn't prepared to queue for 15 minutes just to stick a coin in a slot.

There were clairvoyants there, too. And they were wearing silly tinsel halos.
roxastarroxastar on November 24th, 2005 02:31 am (UTC)
Call me immature if you like but I thought the kunt stand was quite humourous.

They wrote it on my stomach ... hence I got bizarre looks for the rest of the day.