I had previously attributed my occasional leg cramps to alcohol-induced dehydration. However, last night I didn't drink at all. I did have two cups of coffee early in the evening, but I also had a fair bit of water. Oh well, the extreme agony was quickly replaced with a dull ache that will have me limping for a couple of days. I think I startled the cat.
In other fun news, last night's sore throat became this morning's wheezing sore throat. Naturally I reached for the Ventolin, but that only served to set off a coughing fit which ended in me discharging an unnatural amount of phlegm. TMI, I'm sure, but the point is that I am both sick and in pain.
Whinge, whinge, whinge.