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08 December 2006 @ 11:56 am
So, I was at this really big party with heaps and heaps of people, and lukeii hooked up with some hot blonde chick. I think they had some "private time" while the party was going on, but anyway they come out and announce that they have decided to get married... immediately.

Somehow they manage to get a celebrant to agree to do it, and they are going to have the wedding outside on the road, for some reason. So, all the party guests are lined up on the top of this really really steep hill, looking down on lukeii, this girl and the celebrant far below on the road. I am standing next to Cooroo, and eating fish and chip shop chips out of a cornflakes box. Then lukeii gestures to me.

I get very excited, thinking I'm being asked to do best man, or at least witness, duties. I toss Cooroo the box and go sliding dangerously down the steep hill. I notice Cooroo look distastefully at the cornflakes box, so as I slide I call out telling him that there are hot chips in the box. Cooroo happily starts munching.

I get to the bottom of the hill and, instead of asking me to be part of the wedding, lukeii says, "Can you get some food? The dancing competition is about to begin."
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Outlier Manlukeii on December 8th, 2006 02:17 am (UTC)
Yeah bitch, make yourself useful.
Jacobyak_boy on December 8th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)
Yeah, but the dancing competition?
Outlier Manlukeii on December 8th, 2006 02:45 am (UTC)
What's wrong with that, Ballroom Boy?
Jacobyak_boy on December 8th, 2006 02:55 am (UTC)
They don't usually happen during weddings?

They don't usually involve food?

There were no dancers or dancing judges at the scene?
Some guy called Lap?harkon on December 8th, 2006 03:40 am (UTC)
I thought this was about a Wii party leading to spontaneous sex. My misreading is so much more interesting than dream life...
Jacobyak_boy on December 8th, 2006 12:37 pm (UTC)
Well, there was that too...
Prisspr1ss on December 8th, 2006 05:06 am (UTC)
Lovin' the new icon
Jacob: spursyak_boy on December 8th, 2006 12:20 pm (UTC)

That's me in my flat cap at the Charles Dickens Tavern for the North London derby.

You can tell it's before the game because I'm smiling.
Robet Éivaayvah on December 18th, 2006 01:05 am (UTC)
Good thing it's not possible to get married that fast here... as far as I know...