Stupid drunk Jacob lost his glasses last night and has spent the last hour this morning squinting and searching the flat for them.
He called his fiancee who started work early to ask if she knew where they were.
She said no, but that they were probably under the bed.
Jacob vaguely looked under the bed and then went back to searching in all the places he had already looked.
Eventually he found his glasses under the bed.
Okay, I'll stop talking about myself in the third person now.
I made a new icon to celebrate my reunification with my eyesight.